Well, this question is more for Transformers fans (since they'd probably know), but I'm also quite open to anyone who's really great at research, or just wants to help... or even the random people who sometimes visit my page! ( hi random people!) I will not turn you away!

So, I know this is a really geeky question.... but.... Anybody know where I can find a "map" of the planet Cybertron? Or just any really great website in general about the really, really geeky aspects of Transformers (like how many "vorns" it takes them to "grow up" etc), besides Teletraan-1? (aka, transformers.wikia.com) Don't get me wrong, I love Teletraan to death - it's great for character info... buuut not so much for actual Cybertron info... which is what I need Thanks so MUCH for anyone who can help meee!!

Whilst I wait for that site to land in my lap.... and whilst I polish up these parts of The Deserters and keep y'all in suspense ...... here's a random thingy I got from *saint-of-suicides's journal.

The 120 Stupidest Things.
Level 1
(x) said LOL out loud
(x) forgotten your own age [soon after my birthday... always happens]
(x) tried to lick your elbow [Jason Kjelstrom did it! I was inspired... stop laughing at me]

SO FAR:3

Level 2
( ) said the wrong name in bed
( ) had unprotected sex
( ) hurt yourself sexing
( ) sexed yourself hurting

SO FAR:3 [I would not have answered any of those anyway, my sex life is NOYB.]

Level 3
(x) Licked your toe
(x) Licked a frozen pole
( ) Licked a dog bone [homygodyuck.]
(x) Licked a dog

SO FAR:6

Level 4
(x) drank old milk
( ) drank milk right from a cow
( ) ever thought chocolate milk came from brown cows
( ) drank Qwik right from the brown cow
( ) pushed a cow over

SO FAR:7

Level 5
(x) Eaten bugs [in a lollipop! tastes like pistachios!]
( ) Eaten garbage
(x) Eaten food off the floor after 5 seconds
( ) Eaten a booger

SO FAR:9

Level 6
(x) Been in a 5 seater Car with more than 7 people
(x) Been in a 7 seater van with over 12 people [ahh, show choir camp...]
(x) Driven in a 7 seater van by youself [hell that ain't nothin. I've driven a 15-seater van by myself.]
(x) Driven a tricycle past the age of 3
( ) Driven yourself home to the wrong house

SO FAR:13

Level 7
(x) Put dirty dishes in the fridge
(x) Put bowls of food in the dishwasher
(x) Put a full glass of juice in the cupboard [I try to put milk in the cupboard all the time.]
( ) Put salt in your coffee
(x) Dropped the cap into the glass your drinking from

SO FAR:17

Level 8
( ) Jumped over a car [if you can do that without touching it, I wanna see.]
(x) Jumped out of a moving car
(x) Jumped into a thorny bush on purpose
(x) Jumped off a bridge
(x) Jumped off your house

SO far:21

Level 10
( ) Forgot where you live
(x) Forgot your own birthday [mom: so... are you having a party tomorrow? me: zomg tomorrow's my birthday?? mom: yah.... tard]
(x) Forgot to zip up in the morning

SO FAR:23

Level 11
(x) Walked into a Pole
(x) Walked into a Wall
(x) Walked into someone
(x) Walked into a parked car

SO FAR:27 [it is not hard to do any of those things when you're me]

Level 12
(x) Won A Burping contest [oheckyes... I'm so dainty...]
(x) Burped the alphabet
(x) Burped just to break the silence
( ) Burped too hard and threw up [now that, no. I can gauge myself.]

SO FAR:30

Level 13
(x) Eaten a whole bag of chips
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night [it was cake batter! I defy you to stop yourself!]
( ) Eaten a whole pizza so no one else could have a slice

SO FAR :32

Level 14
( ) Caught picking your nose
( ) Caught going to the bathroom outside
( ) Caught with your pants down
( ) Caught having sex
( ) Caught sexing yourself

SO FAR:32

Level 15
( ) Shoved something up your nose
( ) Picked your nose and studied what came out [my dad does that... with full commentary... I have nightmares]
( ) Picked your nose till it bled
( ) Let your nose bleed to see the awesome blood all over you
(x) Blew your nose so goddamm hard your whole body hurt

SO FAR:33

Level
(x) Told a lie
(x) Been caught in a lie
(x) Lied to cover a lie
(x) Lied to cover your ass
( ) Lied to an undercover hooker cop [...what?]

SO FAR:37

Level 17
(x) Laughed at someone in pain
(x) Laughed too loud and embarrassed yourself
( ) Laughed at a funeral
( ) Laughed so hard you pissed yourself

SO FAR:39

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus (it was required for my 1st grade class, I knew it was the high-schoolers writing back... cause I had a cousin in high school, hahaha]
( ) Beleived in Santa past the age of 8
( ) Beleived your folks that a bunny laid chocolate eggs outside
(x) Beleived you were never too old for trick or treating [I'm not. this is hickville central. they'll give candy to my PARENTS.]

SO FAR:41

Level 19
(x) Threw a party for yourself [ain't that what a b-day party is?]
( ) Threw a ball at yourself
( ) Threw up on yourself
(x) Threw a ball at a wall that returned directly to your crotch
(x) Threw a superball in the house and took it right in the face

SO FAR:44

Level 20
(x) Pretended to know what you are doing
(x) Pretended you were hot shit
( ) Pretended you werent listening [oh no. I pretend I AM listening.]
(x) Pretended you were Spiderman [and I got a fragging concussion for it. THANKS SPIDEY.]

SO FAR:47

Level 22
(x) Fell on the sidewalk [I fell randomly in the Inner Harbor. didn't get tripped, was just suddenly on the ground.]
(x) Fell down the stairs
(x) Fell UP the stairs
(x) went Sledding down the stairs [haha, that sled could take ANYTHING.]

SO FAR:51

Level 23
( ) Tried to do a real cool backflip
( ) and busted your ass
(x) Tried to do a real cool cartwheel
( ) and didnt lift your feet, retard [more like and fell on my face]

SO FAR:52

Level 24
( ) Ate food that you just kinda found
(x) Ate the mystery food in the back of the fridge [turned out to be mashed potatoes! my favorite! ]
(x) Ate something nasty to get a laugh [drank spit for 20 bucks]
( ) Cried when no one laughed

SO FAR:54

Level 25
(x) Cried when you hurt yourself
(x) Cried when you didnt get your way [I'm an infant]
(x) Cried over spilled milk
( ) Cried after sex

SO FAR:57

Level 26
(x) Gone swimming naked
(x) Gone swimming in a strangers pool [but not naked]
( ) Gone swimming with a hose in the yard
( ) Gone swimming in a stank ass pond
(x) Gone swimming in the bathtub like a champ

SO FAR:60

Level 27
(x) rode a Pony
(x) rode a Donkey [that neighbor was awesome. I rode a fragging GOAT.] [oh wait. that was our goat.]
(x) rode a lawnmower pretending it was awesome racecar [are you kidding? my lawnmower IS an awesome racecar.]
( ) rode a shovel pretending it was an awesome spaceship
(x) rode the dog [Radar was awesome. rest in peace good buddy.]

SO FAR:64

Level 28
(x) Locked yourself out of your house
(x) Locked yourself out of your car [day before yesterday!]
( ) Locked yourself IN the car
(x) Trapped yourself in a child's plastic house [my own... with a bee.]
(x) Tangled yourself up in a rope
(x) Tangled yourself up in a hose
( ) Locked yourself in the trunk WITH the keys

SO FAR:69

Level 29
( ) over-cooked a fancy meal
( ) over-cooked the EasyMAC
( ) over-cooked a pop-tart
(x) over-cooked a tiny plastic army man [actually it was an empty Cheetos bag. they turn into ornaments when you cook them! they're like shrinky-dinks!]
(x) over-cooked yourself at the beach [LA... hahaha]

SO FAR:71

Level 31
(x) Bitten plastic fruit
(x) bit too hard and hurt your teeth
(x) bit down before the fork got in your mouth
(x) Lifted an empty soda you thought was full thereby flinging it [even the flinging part! haha!]
(x) Overcompensated en extra step in the stairs that wasnt there

SO FAR:76

Level 32
(x) Mistaken a stranger for a family member and blabbed at them [almost grabbed his wallet out of his pocket too. this was before my dad grew his hair to ZZ Top lengths.]
(x) Mistaken a man for a woman or vice-verca
( ) Shaved your eyebeows
( ) Poked yourself in the eye with safety goggles! sweet irony

TOTAL:78
Repost this with the title:
I've Done ___ of the 120 stupidest things

78, confraggit! Why couldn't it have been a round number!

Seriously though.... that Cybertron map.... HIGHLY NEED thanks for reading!!