So I like tags... but I don't like tagging people.  Bite me.  XD

1. Post 5 facts about yourself
2. Answer the 11 questions your tagger created for you
3. Create 11 new questions of your own
4. Tag 11 people to answer them



Five facts:

1. I have a pretty serious fear of jellyfish. I wouldn't call it phobia because it doesn't stop me from going in the ocean, but... *shudder* ugghhhhhhh I am freaking terrified of jellyfish.
2. I love my hair, but I'm never satisfied with the color of it.  Sometimes I just want to cut it all off because the weight of it gives me headaches.
3. I have a dent in my right temple from when I cracked my head open as a kid. I like to sick people out with it. XD
4. If my cats are in my presence, I babble at them pretty much nonstop.  I have a silly talking-to-animals-and-small-children voice too.  It's pretty amusing to watch in short bursts.
5. There's very little in this world that causes me more irritation and pain to my soul than writing checks. ...besides jellyfish.



Questions for me (by ~vk-tsuki):

1- Pick one person that you have as your model.
Just one? you bastard. Uh... probably Jane Lynch.  Everything she does is magic.  Also, I love the Sue Sylvester attitude (the way she acts in the xfinity commercials, for those who don't know Glee) because that's pretty much how I act all the time, and she gives me confidence that I don't have to be a petite pretty cute little meek thing; I can be my loud and abrasive self and that's okay.

2- Do you have tattoos? Why/why not?
I do not because I have a deep-seated phobia of needles.  It's on my medical chart, I'm not kidding.  Despite that phobia, though, I want to get inked... I designed a tattoo of a collage of symbols to represent each pet I've had that's passed away.  My brother has gotten some ink and showed me what it feels like without actually touching needles to me, and it wasn't painful (just kinda irritating), so if I can get past the fact that it's NEEDLES, I don't think it would bother me.  But uh... I'm also broke.  Like literally bankrupt, in the red every month.  So yeah.

3- What's your favorite season? Why?
Spring.  I appreciate being warm enough during the day that I'm not hissing and spitting at people, but I enjoy still being cool enough that I can bundle up at night.  I'm a caterpillar. XD

4- Beach and summer or snowball fight?
Beach.  I intensely dislike snow (and precipitation in general, actually).  I really, really don't like living on the east coast.  Too much variation in temperature.  I could live in L.A. and not get mad.

5- Vampire or werewolf?
Vampire.  Hellooooo I don't wanna be forced to turn into a raging uncontrollable beast once a month.  There's no way to predict your calendar well enough in advance to never be around people when you're like that.  It's why I'm on birth control! (ZINGGGGG)


6- Do you have a favorite cartoon? Which?
SOUTH PARK.

7- What's your favorite hobby?
uh... drawing.  I like writing, a LOT, but artwork is something that somehow is more relaxing.  It doesn't require that my brain constantly be generating and thinking about language.  When I'm drawing, I can shut up and just hum to myself. XD

8- You're tired cuz ur answering this?
No, I'm tired because I slept poorly.

9- What time is it now?
3:17 PM EDT

10- Bitter or sweet?
Sweet.  I live for candy and sugar.  It's very difficult to find something too sweet for me.

11- Pick a movie that you like so much, and tell me why.
District 9. Because, uh.... seriously?  What's NOT to like about that movie?  IT'S PERFECTION. And the first-billed actor is perfection. and he's adorable. especially when taking a picture with my cookie because I make dumb requests. XD



My questions for you:

1. Do you ever feel like you're older/younger in your head than you actually are?
2. When you're having a tough time, who do you turn to for advice?
3. Dog person or cat person? what do you think this says about you?
4. What was the best party you've ever been to?
5. When you were a kid, who was your favorite imaginary friend?
6. Think of a moment where your mind was completely and utterly blown.  What happened?
7. Did you ever dislike something on principle (avoiding a fad) only to find out it was actually pretty good? Conversely, did you ever join a bandwagon for its popularity only to discover all your friends are retarded and it sucks?
8. What's your reaction when someone falls on you crying?
9. What's the most unusual thing you've ever put in your mouth?
10. Which year was your most embarrassing school picture? and why did you wear that shit?
11. What's something you strongly disagree with your parents about?

People I tag: (you can opt out though, because I dislike tagging people. xD)